Well.. with broadband these days.. gettin so many viruses that it fruststes to hell!!!
so i got some funny stuff here to .. u know calm maself!! uff
Virus Warning:
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer. (For Gods sake man are you listening?!?!) It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. While dating your current boy/girlfriend it will bill their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card behind ur back(????) . It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.
**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.**
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Interesting to know.
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